I Crash Johnson, master of the longsword welcomes you, may we hunt many beasts and cut even more tails! yes here in our humble guild we have rules, because if didn't there would be too much awesomeness to be contained... however in the field, with us at your side... be wild! show the true hunters heart! charge bulldromes down and headbutt THEM! be the ones the monsters fear! not like those pansy repressed people in the capitol!
who's with me!
WHOARRRRRR!!!!